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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By Violated - 09/12/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 06:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML

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By mikmak - 20/12/2015 13:26 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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Hot and humid

By drooler - 06/08/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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rs89 20

Saturday 20 July 2013 12:26

You should thank God that caressing your hair is all you got.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Saturday 20 July 2013 12:57

Fell asleep single, woke up on a date. Sounds like a great day to me.

Comments

Cristian89 29

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:21

Wow that is creepy lol...hope he at least bought you some popcorn

buddy51 23

Saturday 20 July 2013 17:14

Score, OP, score!! Consider this carefully, OP.... How do you KNOW it was minutes, not hours? Or days? Better check and see if you can figure out if any other part of you got "caressed"! Also, DON'T drink any more roofie-enhanced slushy or you'll be having a second helping of semi-conscious strange!!!

smc3106 25

Saturday 20 July 2013 18:30

Aww. Such a sweet guy. :-)

Ibeatmyself 3

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:02

I bet he wrote a fml ..went to the movies half way some crazy person fell asleep on me so to freak them out I Caressed their hair until they woke up

Powerfull_fml 8

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:40

more like : went to the movies, halfway a girl suddenly fell asleep on me and when I touched her hair gently to wake her up without startling her, she freaks out. FML.

Reos_fml 3

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:29

It could be even worse. She could have seen a movie at home. Think about that!

aligater10 7

Saturday 20 July 2013 21:02

at least he didn't rip a chunk of it out like creepy thin man and smell it...

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 20 July 2013 21:25

Good thing that didn't go farther...

NumberXIII 4

Saturday 20 July 2013 23:32

You're lucky the stranger didn't caress anything else

spottyblanket 8

Saturday 20 July 2013 23:35

Why are people saying stuff like, count yourself lucky - he was only caressing your hair? THIS IS STILL HORRIBLE AND CREEPY and harassment -_-;; What so the op is supposed to be grateful that it didn't go further? It is still awful.