Intimacy: Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me...

By liveforpeace_ - 28/04/2009 06:27 - Canada

Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mix it up and find a good place outdoors to have fun. After an hour of climbing up a rocky mountainside to a completely isolated clearing, out of the way of any hiking path, he was still so paranoid that he finished within 20 seconds. FML

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By anonymous - 14/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML

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By embarassed - 08/08/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

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By not even a sexy bushfire - 25/10/2012 16:27 - Australia - Kelmscott

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in the hills. A giant bushfire erupted in the hills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out here because the roads are closed. So romantic. FML

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By legallyblondemad - 29/08/2009 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees when some of his mates turned up in the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML

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By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

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By Nothing Special - 23/12/2015 06:54 - United States - Hixson

Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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Spadiethestar 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:08

Aouch.. poor you.. Well at least you know where you stand with this worm of a man.... And, btw, sorry to have to say that, but get yourself checked for STD, such a loser may have fooled around without protection...

z620 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:18

don't worry about a thing because every little thing is gonna be alright

Comments

circayouandme 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 18:15

Whattadick

Professor59 2

Friday 1 May 2009 22:11

You want to wait and not tell him while you plot your revenge. It might involve a mountain bush and his roommate.

letsgopicnic 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:25

#33 is probably the other girl in question. FYL, I hope you confronted them.

letsgopicnic 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:27

and why the hell do people read so much into it? Why do you question if he's really her boyfriend? Chances are, the poor girl was cheated on so why dont you people get over yourself.

fantomix_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:10

I disagree with comment #1 and anybody who agrees with it.

1207 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:10

RahhRahhRahh 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 3:57

Why the hell were they in the bushes? They're not animals. Well, excluding your boyfriend of the time. When you said "Hooking up in the bushes" I thought of a critter rummaging for food, shaking the bushes, you know, the kind that gets the campers scared. Haha. #75, LOL. #33 Shut the hell up, dumbass.

AnnaT24 2

Sunday 3 May 2009 10:17

Oh my god. What a jerk, I'd stomp over to the bushes and beat the shit out of his naked ass. That's F'd up, now you know that he tries to coax girls by taking them to this "romantic" spot. I hope you dumped him, 'cause if you didn't you're an idiot!