Love, Awkward and Cheating: Because nobody questions Bigfoot

Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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Rykers 18

Tuesday 19 September 2017 16:13

Maybe it's always been there and technology has highlighted it more, but people being cheated on just seems more and more common. I'm so sorry OP, Cheating is never deserved and I feel for you. I'm sure you deserve so much better. Head up, It'll get better with time.

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 19 September 2017 18:27

But all they ended up finding was a beast with two backs…

Comments

Rykers 18

Tuesday 19 September 2017 16:13

Dave_Davington 33

Tuesday 19 September 2017 16:14

Well, I'm sure someone's about to get hunted.

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 19 September 2017 16:50

"Uh huh, and did Bigfoot join you two afterwards?"

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 20 September 2017 1:09

That would be one of those "Messin' with Sasquatch" ads on PornHub.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 19 September 2017 16:58

Back in the day, we called it "camel toe."

EnvyMe33 26

Tuesday 19 September 2017 18:18

Actually it was called "hunting rabbit". Have you ever seen rabbits getting it on?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 19 September 2017 18:20

Wasn’t it “hunting wabbit?”

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 19 September 2017 18:27

But all they ended up finding was a beast with two backs…

Demon_Adrian 1

Tuesday 19 September 2017 18:43

Actually "Bigfoot" is an independent pc game published in January. There is a co-op mode, so, yes, his explanation sounds plausible to me. If you are in real doubt, simply text the girl back 'What did you like especially?' and you will learn if their encounter was filthy or just a innocuous computer game.

natloves 3

Thursday 21 September 2017 13:25

his explanation is not plausible..he obviously cheated...she said he panicked..why would he be playing a video game with a girl HIS girlfriend doesn't know