Kids: Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted...

By embarassed - 08/08/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML

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Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex wife. FML

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By knew that kid looked familiar - 06/10/2021 17:00

Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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nuked 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:27

You're an idiot

sireen 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:28

why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....

Comments

eatmydust 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:26

thats really awkward...

MooLaw 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:53

I hope this is a FML for the ex and the child... I bet it was 10times as awkward for them.

dx169 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:23

YDI for hiking

iKaite 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 23:13

Lol @ YDI for Hiking. I always said Hiking was bad for u. ^^

KumoFF7 3

Saturday 8 August 2009 23:16

If you have a 8 year old son, I'm guessing you're over or near 30. In which case, YDI. People that old shouldn't be "getting intimate" ew

Typicaltyps 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 23:27

What, so after you turn 30 you are just never going to have sex again....Grow up.

KumoFF7 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 0:02

exactly.

mihai_fml 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 0:24

LOL

justdancebbyx3 7

Sunday 9 August 2009 0:40

Who the hell gets intimate on a hiking path? KINKY BITCHES

genius_man16 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 1:12

Lol @ 62 and anyway, why get intimate in a forest? What about all the bugs and shit? That seems weird to me, but perhaps it's just me :P

Kiwi_Splash 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 1:19

LMAO 62. What a coincidence...

imthatguythatdid 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:06

just finish up like a boss then say hello son! how are you today? If he says "what were you doing mommy?" say ******* and someday u will too. and its great!

nuked 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:27

You're an idiot

LoveCali 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:33

Agreed..Instead Of Being With Your ******* Boyfriend YOU Shouldve Been With Your Son On That Hiking Trip....******* Idiot. >=(

iEnvade 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:56

Why did you feel the need to capitalize every word in your comment? And I think OP has a right to spend the time with her boyfriend opposed to her ex who was also hiking with the son. Though I do hope she still takes care of her son properly.

CarlosDanger 12

Monday 10 November 2014 20:18

Getting intimate in public is not okay.

Shots_HK 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:27

I assume this was on a weekend? And your ex-husband likes hiking? YDI for not thinking ahead. What did your son say?

Cerataphora 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:37

Of course you'd want to know....Pervert

wickeddrummajor 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:48

they deserve it for screwing on a hiking trail

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 20 August 2015 20:37

He was probably scarred after seeing his mother ******* another man.

sireen 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:28

why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....

Agrajagged 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 6:04

My thoughts exactly. YDI

BrutalFbomb 5

Wednesday 9 June 2010 21:13

I third that ^ and btw you're a real bitch to really do that, besides who knows if you get poison oak or ivy down there. YDI

kittykat1501 31

Monday 22 June 2015 7:28

Ydi Soooooooooooooo bad

LenaBelle 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:29

You should've at least went of the trail a bit...

HahaYDI 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:33

YDI for hiking

drzhottie148 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:34

YDI how about trying to find a new spot.

Einstein714 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:35

you failed miserably...YDI

oh_mi_shizzle 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:36

why did you go to the yea to try to hook up in the first place?! don't either of you own a place or at least make the effort to get a hotel room for te occasion?! I truly feel /aboslutely terrible/ for your child... can't imagine how awful that was for him. "daddy why is mommy being tackled by a strange grunting man?" YDI...