Hide and seek champion

By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML
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Shmeagle 0

Hide n' seek rule #146 - Never hide in a bathroom

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username5000 0

that sucks! you're lucky he didn't open it up looking for more toilet paper or something, he'd be like wtf!!

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kelly0928 0

wow your life really does suck

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snickers001 0

#23 really kid stfu do u stay on this thing 24:7 really cuz ur gas ****** ass needs to shut the hell up cuz now it's getting u into BIG trouble ........

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rosepwns315 0

haha yeah those are the kinds of things that scar people for life..

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NewSlang 0

I bet he had Mexican food for dinner, too, didn't he?

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iKam16 2

Haha, should of picked some where else.

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IRULE010 13

Your mother should 'have' killed you. I thought I'd go grammar Nazi on you :)

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ShadyFTW1 0

Ignorance don't attempt to be clever if you can't even recognize gender.

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

gj Ignorance/shady you both catch peoples mistakes far better than I do. <3

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pariah13 0

you deserve it for hiding under the sink in the bathroom.

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jetfizzle 3

Something very similar happened to me once...

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Fortuitous 0

Yo. You type real nice. May I ask you the same question?

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Cass3m0 0

Laugh. Out. Loud. You, sir, are a win in itself. :D

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Shmeagle 0

Hide n' seek rule #146 - Never hide in a bathroom

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LuxAeterna_fml 0

Or just lock the door, and you've pretty much won.

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KingDingALing 9

Rule #1 of life: Never say "oh shit" while you're having sex.

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username5000 0

that sucks! you're lucky he didn't open it up looking for more toilet paper or something, he'd be like wtf!!

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quaddrummer93 0

if he had the shit scared out of him then the op wouldn't have to worry about his grandpa not rushing it

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Zmeilerr 22

YDI for not making sure he didn't fall in.

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DocBastard 38

Your next game should be "Hide and go **** yourself." I'll hide. What'll you do?

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Zmeilerr 22

Damn it Doc! What did I tell you about playing guessing games?

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PuppiesFTW 5

You told him if he ever plays the guessing game.....he will end up nowhere with hungry bears and wolves and a knife in his neck. D:

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Sholloway 0

WTF? That wasn't one of Doc's options! However, it is the one I'd pick!

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