Kids: Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML

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By meepdaleap - 16/05/2013 21:50 - United States - Newport News

Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML

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That's showbusiness!

By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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By Lily - 09/06/2012 23:43 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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You tried, yay!

By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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Thursday 8 October 2009 12:16

LOL make sure to laugh at them when they come crying to you next time :)! ojay.

shamille 5

Thursday 8 October 2009 14:56

i'd say you proved your point. if you can get hurt going at normal speed, imagine what can happen when running!

Comments

Dynoblaze 1

Thursday 8 October 2009 17:47

Since they laughed, I think it's Goofy Time!

aero_fml 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 17:57

Can't help but saying Karma

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 8 October 2009 18:45

I fail to see how it's Karma to be a parent.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 18:39

I've walked into a needle before. But it was only an insulin needle. FUN TIMES :D

jessxoxo28 5

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:08

LOL! something like that happened to my mom to. all i can say was, it was hilarious!

scateice 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:14

Hahah, when parents FAIL! XD

iluvpandas 0

Friday 9 October 2009 0:59

OWNED!!!

mollytamale 1

Friday 9 October 2009 2:14

Running in the house is safer than outside, honestly

ChronicFAIL 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:41

Apparently, walking isn't :D

philmore 0

Friday 9 October 2009 2:53

i know how you feel. One day i was watching my cousins at my grandpas house and told then not to run because they would fall. While chasing after them....i fell