By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
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imyy 20

She obviously said, "He's not single, but I am. Watching you is making me hotter than your coffee, so no need for more cream for me."

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Cherryheart 22

Still a better lovestory than Twilight.

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mario2012 18

Yea, that joke isn't overused at all.

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maeh_fml 6

That is the most hilarious thing I've read since ever.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

You don't read much, do you?

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PipingMouse 14

I guess your dad has it goin' on! You should take some pointers. :P

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BellaBelle_fml 23

And all these years we thought it was Stacie's mom that had it goin' on…

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buddy51 23

You're your dad's wing-woman! Way to go, OP! While you may remain lonely, at least your old dad will be having some fun!!

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sharpshooter19 8

That guy could be the reason for 'call maybe'

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thejimler 9

Didn't you learn the great words of the modern day prophet Jimmy Pop? There are no straight guys working at Starbucks :P

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amifaiyaz 12

all the good ones are either married or gay.

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etchsanity1 11

Is all a lie ;) we have meetings on the third Tuesday of every month just have to find your local good guys anonymous chapter.

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Pandamonia88 9

good guys anonymous? well that was lame. #34 meant all the good looking and not dorky ones are either gay or married :)

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Well you should let your Dad know he has his options. LOL!

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