Love: Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really...

By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By joanikens - 26/03/2016 19:02 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By DennisQuaide69 - 27/06/2017 00:00

Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML

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True, but come on…

By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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By clementine_k - 22/03/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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Creeped out

By DaddysGirl - 16/10/2011 10:36 - Canada

Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML

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Tupelo_Honey 30

Monday 11 March 2013 12:13

So what did you say?

imyy 20

Monday 11 March 2013 13:23

She obviously said, "He's not single, but I am. Watching you is making me hotter than your coffee, so no need for more cream for me."

Comments

dietbacon 13

Monday 11 March 2013 14:19

Everything your dad wants when he goes to coffee with his daughter is you ditching him to go hit on some starbucks attendant...

Objections 5

Monday 11 March 2013 14:32

Silly guy. OP exists because her dad is straight. I'm not sure her dad will change tastes anytime soon.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Monday 11 March 2013 15:28

Well now, that's not a fair assumption to make... it's probably the most obvious one, yes, and is probably the case in this situation. But it's very possible for someone to have children naturally with someone BEFORE coming to terms with their sexuality. It's possible for a parent to be bisexual. Or OPs dad could be gay- gay people can have kids, so yeah. Tons of possibilities, the Starbucks guy just took a shot.

Alexis2742 31

Tuesday 12 March 2013 9:04

The Starbucks guy didn't know that the guy op was sitting with was her dad

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 12 March 2013 15:27

#39, plenty of gay men get married, have children, and only later come to terms with their sexuality. Or did you not see "Brokeback Mountain"? And consider Senator Wide Stance--he identified as straight but was toe-tapping in an airport bathroom. Now, it's quite possible OP's dad is straight and Starbucks boy's gaydar failed him. Or he's taking a shot in the dark. But he's not interested in OP, sadly for her.