Miscellaneous: Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned...

By tikizombie - 31/08/2010 00:04 - Canada

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

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By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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By noyodel - 04/07/2009 04:04 - Italy

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By blah! - 08/12/2013 13:19 - United States - Newington

Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML

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By Merserve - 09/07/2020 02:00

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

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By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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By redneckfamily - 24/05/2013 07:06 - United States - Roy

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

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By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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MrBlonde88 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:00

you can't teach common sense...

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:07

That is an interesting family outing. My family and I generally go to the park or the roller rink. Your family engages in criminal activity. Right on, OP.

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Peonyew 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:27

Did you pee on the family as you drove off?

astroid714 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:28

ahhh ,WTF go give it back .....or never go there again .. I wudnt stand myself ,thinking sum1 probaby busted there asses for wut u stole

towboatdude 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:30

what kinda frigging clue do u need that somebody actually lived there???? I've seen a couple of houses. That you would have never thought somebody lived in. and guess what somebody lived in them. dumb ass

Silentstrike 11

Tuesday 31 August 2010 17:45

I have a house just down a hill and it is abandoned but there are still stuff like microwaves beds knives stoves tools (hammers screwdrivers ect.) and other things... there used to be a gun and some ammo there as well but I think that was taken. the building is realy old and the Is no roof abd there Is a little group of abandoned building like chicken coops and stuff like that. so lay off the OP but they should give the stuff back.

drig 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:39

keep the stuff, or if it is worth anything, pawn it off.

reptarroars 7

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:40

haha grandma is beast for that, but hopefully this is a lesson not to spend anymore quality time with her, who knows what she'll do next xD

astroid714 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:41

39 bahaha ur pic

ElMundio87 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:42

wasn't the door locked?

torirules 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 10:07

those grannies are pretty tricky....gotta watch them closely when they are on meds. maybe she had a vision that the house was gonna be abandoned, or maybe it used to be and they just moved in recently? oh well you still robbed them FYL