Miscellaneous: Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned...

By tikizombie - 31/08/2010 00:04 - Canada

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 683

You deserved it 50 360

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Oh, hi!

By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 794

You deserved it 35 420

By noyodel - 04/07/2009 04:04 - Italy

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 499

You deserved it 3 392

By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 993

You deserved it 3 471

By blah! - 08/12/2013 13:19 - United States - Newington

Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 642

You deserved it 4 110

Shackled

By Merserve - 09/07/2020 02:00

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 825

You deserved it 148

Always call first

By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 740

You deserved it 494

By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 030

You deserved it 1 499

By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 643

You deserved it 3 286

By redneckfamily - 24/05/2013 07:06 - United States - Roy

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 015

You deserved it 3 681

Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 512

You deserved it 2 850

MrBlonde88 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:00

you can't teach common sense...

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:07

That is an interesting family outing. My family and I generally go to the park or the roller rink. Your family engages in criminal activity. Right on, OP.

Comments

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:05

that's something my grandma would do

EricErection69 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:28

13 mine too :D woop woop go grandmas:D

jellyfish_735 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:06

that's one way to get some bonding time wit ur grandma :p

sammy69 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:07

you did atleast give the stuff back right? I've been robbed and it ******* sucks -__-

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:07

That is an interesting family outing. My family and I generally go to the park or the roller rink. Your family engages in criminal activity. Right on, OP.

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:31

I know I know. I can't make up my mind! Lol, I think one looks good, but then I find a better one.

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:44

I have a lot of pictures. I like to share the wealth. ôô

emmiep1011 7

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:10

Oh the elder (:

SaintE_fml 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 18:38

true 19 my grandma is always robbing shit. no really, nice hair

brunettesara5722 17

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:14

why would u even go in someone's house n take everything u find regardless if it was "abundant" or not

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:15

Abundant?

unidentified_sta 5

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:18

Abundant, like you know the old abundant house that you swore was hunted

DEXter501 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 11:06

haha 26, that made me laugh

candyndanny 10

Friday 26 August 2016 2:37

you mean abanded and haunted lol

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:17

haha that's some funny stuff right there, hope you returned later an left it on the front porch with a sticky note saying "sorry, granny is a clepto"

ActionManly 11

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:22

Why the **** would you think that a house full of stuff would not be inhabited? And even if it wasn't, what made you think that NO-ONE would have some sort of claim over the stuff, or that you could just go in and take it? Y totally DI moron.

rofflewaffle 9

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:23

Just drop all the stuff off on their porch at night... but wait a couple weeks. Most people have cops watch their house for a while after a robbery. But yeah, ydi. Even taking abandoned property is considered theft in most places.