By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:52 - Canada

Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML
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that1guyyy 12

Did you say...chocolate? CHOCOLaAATE!!!!

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x_KL_x 7

Kick his door in and take his wallet. They teach you that stuff in girl scouts right??

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BenignSociopath 10

It was your first house. Chalk it up as a lesson learned and gry to be more prepared next time.

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tmoneysly 7

Haha don't mess with a stoner and his chocolate

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bubo_fml 10

Leave an additional 'fudge roll' on his door step...

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IdaE 17

Your profile picture is kinda scary......

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I may be the uptenth person to post this, but: CHOOOCOLATE!!!!!!! CHOOOOCOOOLATE!!!!!!!!!! CCCHHHHOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCOOOOOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

One person will not make a difference, brah. Nice try though...

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RussianFox 13

Take the hint. We don't need any more idiots on FML.

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KickItHigh 32

I guess I'm not the only person who thought about that one chocolate episode on Spongebob :)

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Heather645 5

You should have brought change, or you should've been smarter bout how you kept the candy bars. xD

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mightymart 5

Shut up idiot, wtf difference does it make how old he/she is ?! And even if she is 10, so what??? And btw youre the one looking like a preschooler with dumb immature comments like that.. Gee people these days

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Enslaved 36

Ugh! I hate solicitor that come to my door. Just do what everyone else does, give the chocolate to your folks to sell at their jobs. Co-workers love helping out! (:

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mightymart 5

Uuh thats theft, even though it's only chocolate, it's just the same.. Plus you know where he lives, you should have called the cops...

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xStaciexLynnx 15

That's a little extreme... "Yeah officer, he stole from us!!!" "and what did he steal?" "2 entire chocolate bars!!!!!!" "..."

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iwadasn 32

Or the OP could be a mature adult, get change like s/he should have done in the first place, and go back to the person's door and get the money. If they can't handle that, then they shouldn't be soliciting door-to-door.

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mightymart 5

Oh right, cause stealing chocolate from kids is mature.. They could be 11 for all we know, theyre selling chocolate Door to Door, dumbass!! And no it's not "extrême", theft is theft, and it's the principle that's involved, not the value of the item.. I think it could be a pretty good thing for the officers to have a lil chat with the asshole, maybe just to have him realize how pathetic his behavior is

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