By hatemylife - 19/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
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mismonroe 0

Well, at least they have a marketing strategy. Good for them.

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artc91 0

Re-open the door and show them what happens when a fat bitch is insulted.

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mismonroe 0

Well, at least they have a marketing strategy. Good for them.

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artc91 0

Re-open the door and show them what happens when a fat bitch is insulted.

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baddud300 6

Next time they come back tell them to wait at the door while you grab some money. THEN RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

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dolphincheddar 10

well, sadly its stereotyped that obese people have more of a tendency to eat unhealthy foods becuase in around half the cases it's the reason for obesity. even if it's not your reason, you did a good deed and now u have candy, fat or not everyone loves candy. so it's not terrible. and if your worried about your weight try a diet or something? idk. have a break. have a kitkat.

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daBeast155 0

well you know you have a problem if you buy again from them next week

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MizzErikaHart 8

"break me off a piece of that kitkat bar!!"

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MrSousa10 8

mismonroe your right they're making mad money

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Who honestly cares if you were called fat by children, you have candy >.>...

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OffTJHook3r 2

next time eat the candy and don't payB)

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TayonaC 10

Or you could 'accidentally' let your vicious dog outside.

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scarletdragonfly 5

Sounds like something I would say... *shame*

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OneNightStan 2

take a hint go n work out!

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lbumbblebee 5

who cares what those kids say! You got yourself a chocolate bar.

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RetardedBullFrog 4

21, your comments recently kinda makes me wanna buy stuff . . .

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powderpuffjord13 0

hahahaha this girls bio is eat me hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha..

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AnonymousCoolGuy 0

I once read a story about a porno that involved girl scouts. true story.

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selbow 3

it's times like these.. you need minties

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KayDayParade 0

can I question why your photo is a picture of a beagle pointing...saying you got it babe..

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Monkeythief5 0

Dang, my generation is a sad bunch. :O

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HouseKeeping 0

-135 The children or the candy bars? I'm not sure which I would enjoy more.

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iEatDinosaurs14 0

what the hell does that have to do with anything.?.

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tal26ful 0

Haha I would hire them if I were a marketing director. But they weren't very smart to say it RIGHT after the door closed.

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Lahariim 8

I'm... shall we say, tall from side to side not to mention 6'1. I would advise buying ALL the candy next time! With funny money, naturally. Back when my mother were a Girl Scout, they went camping... Now they visit malls sooo...

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha it's ****** up, but it is common knowledge...

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avatar0810 15

where do you live that girl scouts sell candy bars?

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TheRealBruce 12

New York it says it on the post.

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Tektite 14

Lol those are some wicked girl scouts..

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mchakkiwala 0

you did your "deed" and the girls did theirs?

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monkeylove13 0

no they didn't

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iLoveBoobies21 0

You're 110% wrong.

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MizzErikaHart 8

I bet these girls in the post weren't lying...

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Molord1 0

42- just stfu. your comment was unnecessary and stupid.

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k8izgr8_fml 0

64- wow. someones overly sensitive

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MissCuteStack 12

you guys are so rude stop telling people their fat look in the damn mirrior you don't even know if she is fat so shut up And learn à 7 letter word dalles RESPECT !!!!

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Oreogasm 5

kids are awfully ungrateful these days.

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Doortje 29

Wow. That is just.. wow. The stupid ***** would make my blood boil so badly that they'd better get the **** away from me.

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MizzErikaHart 8

you shouldn't care that much about what a couple lil brats say. u must have anger possibly even rage issues

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MizzErikaHart 8

you shouldn't care that much about what a couple lil brats say. u must have anger possibly even rage issues

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Doortje 29

Don't you ******* talk to me, you ******! **** you in the ass, you freaking bitch. Oh, that late already? Time for my therapy. See ya.

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BeastNerd 3

And modded in three, two, one.. ;)

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Doortje 29

Keep on counting and have a nice day.

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omgcookeys 15

aww, you called girl scouts *****! a little harsh...

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LadyClarik 8

Your vulgar use of the word "freaking" is just disappointing, Doortje....What the **** is up with that? Although, I am ecstatic that for once, somebody on this site can hurl insults that are grammatically correct.

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Lahariim 8

I have a 'cat'apult for that very reason.

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junz_fml 0

Wow. But at least you will enjoy them?

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