By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:52 - Canada

Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML
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that1guyyy 12

Did you say...chocolate? CHOCOLaAATE!!!!

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x_KL_x 7

Kick his door in and take his wallet. They teach you that stuff in girl scouts right??

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that1guyyy 12

Did you say...chocolate? CHOCOLaAATE!!!!

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

No, she said "anal fisting". They were selling anal fisting services. You need to stop thinking about food.

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xSonic 9

Dude......you must be on Shrooms.......or shrooms on acids

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CalebEatsZombies 2

Shroomsonacid, trolling like a bitch eh mate?

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that1guyyy 12

Aw come on. That's a quote from Spongebob. And no, that's not me in the pic.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

15 Your intelligence is simply astounding. 17, This ain't trolling, mate.

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CalebEatsZombies 2

27 Kay but uh wouldn't it in a circumstance be considered trolling seeing how you did say anal dusting as a sarcastic reference? Eh I don't know

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xSonic 9

I'm probably more dumb to think I was clever.... :( I should just take an arrow to the knee

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xSonic 9

You know..... I thought I was being clever, but it's time I take an arrow to the knee then...

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Keyman1212 14

Anal dusting is the greatest service offered to man. You don't know how often my anus accumulates dust. It's nice to have a little Philippino man come clean it up for you. He's very descrete and if you ask for the "afternoon special" he'll even dust your balls off!! Five stars, without a doubt.

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poppylamonzo 0

No hating on Filipinos. And did anyone notice there is no #1 comment??

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EvilPotato 14

33 can't tell if you are really stupid, or if you are trying to troll.

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MizzErikaHart 8

Anal dusting, lol

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Jakesterk96 8

Well it does get dusty down there....

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graham11 14

30- brooms aren't really my personal favorite. I prefer mops for dusting.

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riotshield 3

Get over here you lazy nellie and start rubbing me with that chocolate!

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x_KL_x 7

Kick his door in and take his wallet. They teach you that stuff in girl scouts right??

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trollfaced 2

He got trolled, that sounds better, eh? Why go door to door selling chocolate anyways? That's why you sell it at schools

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soccerguy2 11

they get taught scary shit in girl scouts. I had an experience like that once. I now never leave my house.

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TylerMerritt 0

nice photo - HARRY POTTER PUPPET PALS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tylersign 11

He is a chocolate monster? No.. It just isn't the same.

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xSonic 9

Give the Singaporean lady a break guys :)

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Rainchikmoo 6

You should have bombarded into his house and took 'em back!

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vballgurl806 3

You should have bought candy bar bags, then a big bag for your candy bar bags. Duh.

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MurphyS94 4

...so then he would get the candy AND a free bag?

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okmankk 4

It is a sponge bob reference like #2's comment

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fuzzy4msymba 0

Ouch! Maybe start bringing change with you! Always smart when your dealing with that kind of sittuation.

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