Money: Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates....

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:52 - Canada

Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML

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By hatemylife - 19/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

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Shit eating grin

By lame - 31/12/2009 05:02 - Canada

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

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Presumption

By fmlgrl - 30/07/2012 06:59 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 12:12 - United States - Worcester

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

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Cheap and gross

By ilovemypup - 31/10/2016 11:20

Today, while at my job in a candy store, a boy stuck his hand into the bin, contaminating the candy. As I politely explained that the dad had to purchase the affected candy he refused, yelled, then angrily agreed to buy them. The total cost of the candy with the extra pieces? $1.69. FML

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By PineappleOfMyEye - 24/09/2018 17:30

Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By ginkobiloba - 29/11/2016 11:01

Today, a door-to-door salesman came to my apartment. I was too lazy to change from my teddy bear print pajamas, fuzzy socks and pink slippers when opening the door to him. He took one look at me and asked, "Hello darling, are your mommy and daddy home?" I'm 22 and live here on my own. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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that1guyyy 12

Monday 19 December 2011 8:24

Did you say...chocolate? CHOCOLaAATE!!!!

x_KL_x 7

Monday 19 December 2011 8:24

Kick his door in and take his wallet. They teach you that stuff in girl scouts right??

Comments

iwadasn 32

Monday 19 December 2011 17:07

As the salesperson, it's your responsibility to have change, not the customer's. YDI for not being properly prepared.

ladydragonstars 23

Monday 19 December 2011 17:32

rule #1 of selling yummy things door to door - they give you money, THEN you give them the yummy thing

CalebEatsZombies 2

Monday 19 December 2011 17:44

Beatles are amazing your a dumbfuck

roryrobotic 5

Monday 19 December 2011 17:59

Just call the police..? What is so hard about this

UrNotFunny 0

Monday 19 December 2011 18:41

99- No one said that Beatles fans were bad. Please think before you make a comment.

CalebEatsZombies 2

Monday 19 December 2011 19:09

I said Beatles are amazing, I forgot to say that the commemtposter is a dumbfuck

sequins 1

Monday 19 December 2011 19:15

just stand in front of his door and ring the bell, wail and make a nuisance until he pays up and a little extra for the trouble. he can't call the police to report a disturbance cus they won't be very sympathetic to someone who stole chocolate from two kids

sectorleader 2

Monday 19 December 2011 20:22

1st rule of business: never EVER give out your product without some kind of payment FIRST. And not having change wasnt the best plan either. At least he only took one tho. Lesson learned. YDI still.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 19 December 2011 21:04

Dumbfucks always leave out ('re).

blair_x 12

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:33

I would've busted down the door and demanded for my money, regardless of a risk of being arrested or not. Since they stole your merchandise in the first place, I figure you have the right to use whatever means you can to get it back.