By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 362
You deserved it 43 261

Same thing different taste

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It's awesome that you're going to the gym with your girlfriend. It's a great couples thing to do, even if the first trip was a little embarrassing for you. :)

Own it man. Dance with everything you have!

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At least your girlfriend is awesome :) girl power. Keep it up! It gets easier!

DogeMan 14
TheFellyBelly 8

Everything is cool when you're part of a team!

Careful op, dynamite comes in small packages. Just because they are small don't mean they are inferior or weak!

Sure. When I say that about my package, everybody laughs at me. *runs away crying*

I'm so sorry, 85, I laughed at that comment harder than I meant to.

There's a lesson that you shouldn't be so cocky. But it's awesome you have such a kickass girlfriend.

tony1891 22

damn those inches and feet symbols. i always get them mixed up too.

Thats going to be an wkward relationship for a while...

Why? Because they made a friendly bet and he lost? The worst she will do is tease him about it.

blazerman_fml 17

I agree with #26 If anything this will only make their relationship stronger.

I'm sorry for your balls. but again you deserved it for being cocky

You know, i suppose it depends on what you were doing. If the exercise required power then believe it or not, women are at a slight advantage. Generally speaking men are stronger and more powerful than women, but to actually use this energy requires hip flexibility (it's essentially torque), of which, women usually have greater flexibility. In other words, they may have less power than men but they are able to use more of it. So, a man who has not trained vs a women who has not trained, generally speaking the women will be able to use more power. And if she trains already, then the effect is even more so. Obviously, there are other factors involved. But, as a general rule of thumb that is the case. That's a big part of the reason why a bitch slap hurts so much, because of the hip movement involved. The greater the hip rotation, the more power. I've done martial arts since I was 10, and trained around the world, and I can tell you... Women have more explosive power than men without a doubt. All of this stuff about women being weaker than men is bollocks when it comes down to real terms... All of that I just said is a general rule of thumb that is vastly effected by other things, but it may be the reason she did so well. So, fear not OP. Keep training and you will do better.

badluckalex 23

anyone else too lazy to read this

It was actually preety informative and cool. It pays to learn ya know :/

33 & 71 apparently not to lazy to comment on it. But this is actually pretty interesting, and totally deflates every narrow minded misogynist who loudly proclaims that "genetics" make them more capable than women. Actually to be capable, you have to work your ass off (both women and men).

cryssycakesx3 22

I'd just like to point out to 20, "woman" is just one. "women" is multiple.

#89, sorry. The sentence was originally men vs women, but I changed it to a man vs a woman. Must've missed changing women to woman. :p

#20- You made my day. Woot! I love my flexibility and having a good center of gravity due to shortness. I knew those belly dancing classes were good for something!

Captain_Becca_Ge 12

this made me feel even more awesome to be a woman

No, OP's got it right. One ' stands for feet, 2 stand for inches.

RedPillSucks 31

Women. Ripping away cocky manhood one jerk dude at a time since 1850bc