By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 617
You deserved it 2 540

Same thing different taste

Top comments

paijus 0

Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

I'm sorry OP, that sucks! But at least you found out. Now you can move on and forget about them, you deserve better!

Comments

skittlesmeep 4

She must need a 'Slippery when Wet' sign.. Accidents happen!

Perhaps it wasn't what it looked liked after all? Perhaps they were actually making you a sandwich? In a very odd fashion?

I would have punched him in the face told them both that I never want to see them again them I would have left. But besides that sorry that happens to you I'm sure you dont need people like that anyway.

VIPwhenever 15

I like how if you read this thread backwards and take out some words it makes a story of why his friend was inside his gf

F him you shoulda beat the crap out of him

sheiser42 1

Dude I know the feeling I found a used condom in my trash once and my ex and I didn't use them I asked her about it and her retarded excuse was someone must of broke in and had sex in our apartment then left without stealing anything I mean really how fucken retarded is she don't worry you get past it

Your gfs a **** man, you don't need either of them. Go get a new best friend and if he has a sister of legal age, bang her!

acetheone 8

that's why i don't have a best friends, never trust anyone. fyl