By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

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Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
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paijus 0

Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

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Roxxxxay 13

I'm sorry OP, that sucks! But at least you found out. Now you can move on and forget about them, you deserve better!

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chisty87 16

Since fake friends and fake girlfriends are the easiest to find if I was you OP I would've joined them for a 3 some and after finishing I'd tell them they would know the literal meaning of roadkill if they didn't disappear out of my life...

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supportcommand 17

If it wasn't what it looked like, then what were they doing? Hmmm. Seems fishy. I'd investigate more.

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Inciter 33

Dump em both and move on. No one needs assholes like that around.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

At least you know who you need out of your life.

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Epikouros 31

Come on, he was just giving her an internal massage. You should thank him for relieving your girlfriend's stress.

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mskimbelinapham 5

What kind if girlfriend and best friend do you guys really have? So nasty and have no self respect. Ask me why I don't believe in getting close to anyone. :/

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mdrd_fml 4

I hope your best friend has a girlfriend so you can snitch on him. Also dump that ***** that's exactly what she is. Non worthy dirty hoe

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saxetsasnak 5

That sucks op. Tou have more control than I would have had. I'd be looking for a knife to **** both of them in the ass with.

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pittyfinny 4

By posting this you either made bail or didn't get arrested for murder/attempted murder X2......congrats....you seem to have took it better than I would have.

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