By no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no - 01/09/2013 20:04 - Greece - Athens

Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML
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Hypertudism 15

Are you positive he's not just doing that to make you want to make the sandwiches yourself?

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Ranimal 12

That is seriously disgusting. I really hope you said something to him.

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Hypertudism 15

Are you positive he's not just doing that to make you want to make the sandwiches yourself?

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LindsayxMoore 18

that is disgusting. my mothers bf hocks loogies on the pool area even after we asked him multiple times to stop. I wont walk out there without shoes.

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spud11763 14

That's disgusting, I'd never let him make them for you again

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Nordrag 26

what an original and rarely used response to the unoriginal comment.

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vipirius 18

Maybe that was his plan from the beginning.

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Caitie_kid 8

In that case, she should change her dirty tampon in the kitchen and continue making a sandwich for him. I doubt he'd pull that little maneuver again.

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DFresh503 8

I just vomited a little from your comment. That is unacceptable caitie...

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mFUNdo21 17

it's unacceptable for him to be hocking loogies whilst making food

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Ranimal 12

That is seriously disgusting. I really hope you said something to him.

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kmm316 9

That is disgusting. I guess you're going to have to make your own sandwiches now OP :/

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strawberrywine22 30

In the words of the great Cleveland Brown..."That's naaaasty."

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slooby_fml 25

That is so disgusting. Why do people do shit like this?

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slithergirl 5

Well maybe because they're selfish inconsiderate people who dont give a shit...??

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K410 18

Still probably safer to eat than a McDonald's burger >.>

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3mILY_maRy629 11

Yes because the logical thing to do is to end a marriage over something as silly as this. Clearly my grandparents are doing something wrong. -_-

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K410 18

Ikr like what the hell 26? >.>

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ajeyness 10

how did you get from burgers to divorce...

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Caitie_kid 8

I think 26 was meaning to reply to the next comment down.

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ptoka 20

Obviously burgers are the staple of all healthy marriages.

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martin8337 35

OP, never, never, never, ever eat anything. this nasty ass dude makes again. You should kick him to the curb or leave him.

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Welshite 39

Yep, I am determined to leave my spouse if s/he even dares to look at me in the wrong way. I don't care if they have to sneeze, they do NOT squint at me!

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Nyx_fml 23

Yes, OP! Go call your lawyer and take half his stuff. Even half his loogies. Ugh, on second thought, don't go and divorce him over some idiotic thing like this.

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Caitie_kid 8

Isn't kicking him to the curb and leaving him the same thing??

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mFUNdo21 17

yeah it is the same thing Catie. unhygienic food preparation is a great reason to get a divorce! said no one ever. until now apparently

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addioty 19

As Raven would say, "Ya Nasty."

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