By feckingnasty - 26/01/2018 19:00

Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
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sassypenguinxox 15

Someone seems to be reenacting Austin Powers in Goldmember

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Posts like these make me wish there was a sick/vomit reaction to click on. Yuck!

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RichardPencil 30

What a coincidence! Your husband and the hunk of dead foot skin are both keepers!!! Consider yourself a lucky gal! Many ladies don’t even have a guy who thoughtlessly discards dead skin, let alone one who appreciates its value!

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Glowworm56 26

I've heard of people eating their boogers, but someone eating their dead skin is new.

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Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16

Ever seen Austin Powers in Goldmember hahaha

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Glowworm56 26

Nope--that probably makes me lucky, huh? ;)

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DanielleinDC 33

It's one thing to pick your dead foot skin and to be a bit fascinated with what you pull off, but eating it is just beyond the pale.

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sassypenguinxox 15

Someone seems to be reenacting Austin Powers in Goldmember

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ffc Squall 14

Hopefully you don't plan on kissing him for a while.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Zombies eat humans, but even they won't eat themselves. That's just wrong.

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electrodude 15

He’s gold he’s gold he’s gold he’s goldmember

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CoyoteOldOne 17

If he does it again, tell him, "At least one of you is a keeper."

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