Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my roommate pop a blister with a skewer and...

By OMFG - 22/02/2010 10:13 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my roommate pop a blister with a skewer and casually place it back in the kitchen drawer, before wiping what seeped out with the teatowel. FML

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By SJDAOisdjlkSADlksda - 02/07/2016 02:37 - United States

Today, I witnessed my sister use some ice cubes on her blistered toes, then quietly return them to the tray in the fridge. I've been putting ice from there into my drinks for weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 10:00

Today, I rented a holiday cottage, assuring the owner I was a very tidy person. Then I sliced my finger while cooking and got blood on the kitchen towels and the cream rug, then the wound opened up again during my shower, I didn’t notice and now there’s blood on the white bathroom towels. FML

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By fububc - 05/02/2010 15:14 - France

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2015 17:57 - Denmark

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham

Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2017 02:00

Today, I had to remove a splinter from one of my roommates. This would have been better if the splinter wasn't deeply lodged in their asscheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 13:39 - Australia

Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML

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wombatkid 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:03

Ewwww!!!!!!!

mexicantumblewee 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:10

that's sick. you should make him eggs and scratch your sack with the spatchula

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restlesspyro 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 6:04

you are not suppose to pop them...

lxclark 17

Tuesday 23 February 2010 8:01

Yuckk, I suggest you wash all of your knives and forks and perhaps lock them somewhere away from your room-mate :O

ObSCENEx 3

Tuesday 23 February 2010 8:51

thats justttt grosss !! haventt they heard of HYGIENE?!!

Jazzyfizzle27 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:57

Fuccn narley!

what_the_fail 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 22:35

Teatowel? Wtf? You fail for having a teatowel, whatever the hell a teatowel is...

puzzledinla 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 22:37

Gross!!!!! Get a new roomate immdiately! And wash everything before you use it! God only knows what they've done to your toothbrush!

TKDWill 13

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:42

Grounds for an ass kicking. Beat him with the skewer he/she used

bensweeney 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:32

#76, your an idiot....a teatowel are those small towels in the kitchen...you've probably never seen one cause you still live at home....in the basement... But anyway, thats still really gross....