By Mr_snuggels - 24/12/2014 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 359
You deserved it 5 481

Mr_snuggels tells us more.

Hello, OP here. I've notice quite a few comments similar to this. So, I'll set the record straight on why my cat is "bigger", instead of assuming I'm a bad "cat parent". My cat has a metabolism disorder... Which means he doesn't have the same working digestive system as a regular cat. Which was caused by genetics from his mother, who was also an obese cat that also had a metabolism disorder as well. He was always a bigger cat. But now as he's getting older I've noticed his size increasing. I have talked to the vet about this. Since, Micky (my cat) is in good health, she just suggested to slowly make my indoor cat an outdoor cat, to try to make Micky more active in his daily routine, we also made changes into his diet. Every Time I let Micky outside I watch him, since he is not originally an outdoor cat. Therefore, it was a coincidence that Micky was feeling very adventurous as was trying to climb the fence, pooped himself, and fell in it. I agree, **** the cats life... But, guess who had to clean the mess?

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Well.. It's your fault your cat's fat.. Unless the neighbours also feed it.. Poor kitty :/

You really should put him on a diet, being "very overweight" shorten life unfortunately... u should try to talk about it with its vêt!

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That was really funny to read. Chances are, if anything is overweight, it's going to be amusing watching anything they do. It's a shame you now have to wash your poo smeared cat. Good luck and Merry Christmas.

1 pound of fat on a 12 pound cat= 10 lbs of fat on a 120 pound human

Take care of your pets, you worthless piece of shit.

cheesy_wotsit 20

Poor kitty. Go to the vet, explain kitty is on diet food but is still overweight. Is there any chance neighbours, etc could be feeding kitty? I'm assuming you'd be devastated if kitty died from being obese?

I don't know if you deserve it, if our life sucks, or if I should just laugh

PainOfDemise 11

That would have been hilarious to watch.