By Queensland - 17/07/2015 04:12 - Australia

Today, I witnessed the most awful park job ever. Without thinking, I found a piece of paper and wrote on the back, "Nice park, asshole". Turns out it was an old airline boarding pass, and my name, address and phone number were neatly displayed with the message. FML
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Queensland 27

Hey guys OP here. No stabbings or death threats as of yet, but still keeping low for a few days. Additionally, I highly doubt that the vehicle owner would come to my house as this happened in Sydney and I live in Brisbane! When I get back home, however, I assume I'll have a letter or two... :) I'm not too worried though. The idiot is a Subaru driver, he'll probably pussy out. P.S. Up the maroons!!

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Top comments

Dreamsorrow93 24

Someone is going to get a very strongly worded letter... Or stabbed. Either or really.

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Miss_Mandi 29

Next thing you know, you're going to get a condom taped to your front door with the note "Don't have kids."

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Comments

driinkbleach 18

People don't consider anyone but themselves. The bad park job could be a new driver or someone with some sort of disability perhaps? Or maybe someone has a sick child and parked super quickly to run in for medicine or to use the bathroom asap. In any case, life is too short for so much negativaty.

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1dvos_grl3 21

Well if you noticed it im sure you took it off. So why would this be an FML?

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orsombre_fml 11

Nobody can think the writer stupid enough to leave his address. Oh wait. Except a stupid person.

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vorspiel 17

Rookie mistake. Always make sure the scrap of paper is blank before writing a passive aggressive note.

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Saraishi 24

I won't deny I've left the same notes on douchebags that parked their cars like they owned the street but c'mon, that was idiotic.

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Queensland 27

Hey guys OP here. No stabbings or death threats as of yet, but still keeping low for a few days. Additionally, I highly doubt that the vehicle owner would come to my house as this happened in Sydney and I live in Brisbane! When I get back home, however, I assume I'll have a letter or two... :) I'm not too worried though. The idiot is a Subaru driver, he'll probably pussy out. P.S. Up the maroons!!

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drkprincesslaura 11

Hahaha!!! I always say that Subaru drivers are either A-holes or old people. But I also consider people who don't use their turn signals to be a-holes too. Lol

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Miss_Mandi 29

I can agree with that. The majority of Subaru drivers here in my part of Alaska are douches.

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Sandsh8rk 36

I'm a Subaru driver and I find this offensive - we're not all assholes! :P

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drkprincesslaura 11

Are you old-er? Lol j/k. One of my coworkers owns an old Subaru and he isn't an a-hole either.

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Sandsh8rk 36

I'm 20, but I make sure to drive safely and not be a douche on the roads. :P

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AninOnin 24

My ex drives a Subaru, and he's a sweetheart on the road.

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drkprincesslaura 11

Ah. To be that young again! I was only kidding. ^.^ hilarious that someone gave me a thumbs down. I speed but I don't ride people's asses and even when there is no one on the road(I deliver newspapers) I use my turn signal. =)

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rizzkiyoshi 19

@94 I don't know what part of Alaska you're in but my part too most Subaru drivers are assholes. but my girlfriend drives a Subaru and she isn't so bad most days lol

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kddjch 7

Sounds like you're the a**hole

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drkprincesslaura 11

Why? Because she was calling someone out on their a-hole parking? It's so annoying when someone takes up more than one spot. It isn't just a matter of park further away, etc, etc, what if it's the last spot left but you can't park there because someone is taking up two spots. They park diagonally on purpose to "protect their car" but when they do that, they should park further away.

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mduckie101 21

#89, just because It is super annoying doesn't mean you have to be rude back by putting notes on their cars regardless stating that they're assholes. you're being just as rude at that point in my opinion. idk maybe I'm just being too soft but I still don't think its right

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Zgamerz 11

Clean the park yourself, you stupid asshole.

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