By Queensland - 17/07/2015 04:12 - Australia

Today, I witnessed the most awful park job ever. Without thinking, I found a piece of paper and wrote on the back, "Nice park, asshole". Turns out it was an old airline boarding pass, and my name, address and phone number were neatly displayed with the message. FML
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Queensland 27

Hey guys OP here. No stabbings or death threats as of yet, but still keeping low for a few days. Additionally, I highly doubt that the vehicle owner would come to my house as this happened in Sydney and I live in Brisbane! When I get back home, however, I assume I'll have a letter or two... :) I'm not too worried though. The idiot is a Subaru driver, he'll probably pussy out. P.S. Up the maroons!!

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Top comments

Dreamsorrow93 24

Someone is going to get a very strongly worded letter... Or stabbed. Either or really.

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Miss_Mandi 29

Next thing you know, you're going to get a condom taped to your front door with the note "Don't have kids."

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Comments

LycanGod 27

if the driver contacted you, you could have played that you didn't know anything about it OP after all it was a random piece of paper... unless the case in which you don't care and admit to it to the driver if they called

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CharlieM78 9

Seriously??! Seriously? YDI dumbass. Besides who cares? It's not like the guys going to come after you for telling him he parks like an ass.

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seriouslysmashd 11

Wouldn't be surprised if they came and parked in the middle of your lawn. Knocked over your mailbox and threw a brick with your boarding pass and an additional note saying thanks I thought so too!!

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deathshead 19

if they hit the mailbox they can be charged with destruction of government property which is a federal offence.

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danihammer 4

In trying to be passive aggressive you kind of failed on the "passive" part. He/she may have parked like Helen Keller but you're the one who wanted to involve yourself. YDI

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scyth3s 13

When you park like an asshole, you involve yourself by taking a spot from someone else. I for one love to get my car as inhumanly close as possible to the driver side door asshole-parked vehicles. No, your sports car/truck does not entitle you you two spots. If you're gonna do that, park at the back of the lot where no one cares and you're not in the way.

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MandieL 27

I walked past a huge truck parked in the parent parking at ikea, taking 2 spots close to the door. I then watched as a man and a woman, no kids, beeped the truck to get in. Personally, I think there should be "giant ass truck parking" in every parking lot that must be used by the giant ass trucks because, where I live at least, truck drivers are asshole Parkers who need a special course on how to park.

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FieldLeftBlank 20

If they didn't somehow damage your property while parking, how was it any of your business?

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LycanGod 27

it is not about having property damage... it is the simple fact that some people should never be allowed to drive/park. accidents can happen because someone didn't park properly

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scyth3s 13

You don't just get to be an ass and expect everyone to treat you graciously. It's ok to leave a note that basically says "yes, people notice you're inconsiderate." It's not like he used that's or anything.

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Chazzzor 10

Don't write things that you wouldn't be willing to say in person.

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neuronerdette 7

So... How did you realize that's what you did? If you realized it, why not take the note off the windshield..?

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betweenwinds 18

They probably only realized when the "asshole" called their neatly displayed phone number to give them a piece of their mind.

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itslaelae 17

Next time you should try plan D for dumbass

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