By shawty_x - 26/04/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML
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fermata 0

Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.

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Floridaguy81 0

Pretty creative? Pretty shallow. If you date someone for 2 years and don't have the balls to say it to their face, you're not much of a man.

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albokid52 1

lmao hha that is funny as hell. I wonder what happened to the talking bear

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deplorableworld 0

I knew teddy bears were evil little things.

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panda_rectum 0

What you could do is plant a bomb in the same teddy bear and mail it to him. That should do it! Or....you could make a move on the teddy bear. Who knows? Maybe the teddy bear is hotttt

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falconpunch 0

ps to # 12 you have the saying backwards that means he was to good for her you dumb ass lol

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falconpunch 0

LOL #69 Perfect number that quite tempting to do i wanna kno what that video is but its to late lol and i dont really kno 57 ppl off the top of my head

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nagewin 0

He's immature if he can't say it to you in person. You should be glad he's gone.

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judgeymcjudge 0

#100 - Ziggymorrison Sorry man, I didn't mean you, I meant the one above you. The site kept changing numbers - I did mean #28 after all. My bad. Although, now I've got you here... Even if any of your ideas are true, how does that justify doing something as cruel as this?? A letter, a voice recording alone, ANYTHING else, sure. But *this*??? No way, man. That's just downright jerkish behaviour.

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