By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
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ICastillo 24

Damn you should kick your own ass for that shit

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imjaninja 0

1st rule of new tats: do not pick the scabs, it'll take the ink with em... I'd be taking a few days off for a "scab- pick- a- thon" if I were you! Lmao

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Blacksxe 1

Well YOLO to ruin chances of getting a job and be respected in the world. Have fun with this. YDI

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white16sox 19

I don't like saying YOLO, so I go by FISH. **** It Shit Happens.

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Smeelover27 15

I go by Hakuna Matata, the best phrase created.

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TheDrudgeChild 4

Why can't anyone use carpe diem anymore?

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KilljoyParade 4

Look who's talking. You're*

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Yeah 76, we didn't really get it the first time. Thanks for clearing that up!

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shrimp1234 4

You're an idiot for not knowing the difference between your and you're.

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perdix 29

By the time you sober up, YOLO will be as hip as the Spice Girls. MOFO still hasn't jumped the shark. It is what it is.

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FMLshark 12

Google, urban dictionary and previous comments are your friends.

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brown4lifejot 1

What does MOFO mean? No I'm not stupid, I just have not ever heard it before. Anyone?

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olpally 32

Mother ******= mofo... :D

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perdix 29

Seems like a more fitting abbreviation would be "MOFU." That would be a kick-ass brand of bean curd!

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brown4lifejot 1

Thank you. I thought it probably meant ************ but the 'O' makes no sense

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lexanianna 11

Wow du måste verkligen ha varit full! YDI men FYL tills du får bort dem!

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