Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends....

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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By scaredinnyc - 14/11/2012 01:03 - United States - Trenton

Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML

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By inked - 05/02/2012 05:54 - United States

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

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You deserved it 31 237

By not a dumbass pothead - 08/04/2014 22:04 - United States - Sparks

Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML

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You deserved it 46 716

By bananamuffin - 30/03/2012 19:13 - United States

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

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You deserved it 74 030

Small talk is hell

By thisismyawkwardface - 19/02/2014 07:17 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML

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You deserved it 12 097

By argh - 20/03/2012 08:16 - United States - Houston

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

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You deserved it 33 478

By snow - 17/11/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML

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By branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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You deserved it 60 629

By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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You deserved it 67 815

ICastillo 24

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:06

Damn you should kick your own ass for that shit

mashimarox 12

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:06

Idiot.

Comments

fmlswag 11

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:26

Hahahha well I guess the term "YOLO" actually applies, now that you got drunk and somehow got it tattooed on your finger..

kroekdog 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:29

Get out more

Breakingboo 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:31

You Obviously Lack Originality

Trisha_aus 15

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:32

Can people just stop using that stupid YOLO shit? Please for the love of Thor just stop it!

reddudeover 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:34

I thought for sure you were Anerican. *Holds a the rest of the world has idiots too parade in your honor.

reddudeover 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:55

*American *Walks away never seen again.

ShutUpAndStare 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 3:00

[French] *joins the parade* One of my American friends can actually name most countries in Europe and Asia! Who knew they actually realized there's something past their border?

white16sox 19

Thursday 17 May 2012 4:14

81, I had to memorise most of Eastern Europe for my world history class.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 17 May 2012 5:22

ShutUpAndStare, way to stereotype an entire country, you bumpkin.

redmane 21

Thursday 17 May 2012 5:41

I'm so sick and tired of Europeans calling Americans dumb. We're not all brainless idiots just like we're not all obese but we all get labeled as such. It's pretty arrogant and ignorant.

g02hell 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 17:01

You're a bigot asshole

redmane 21

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:22

I never said that the only ones stereotyping Americans are Europeans. Wow. No, I don't think that the world is just made of the Americas and Europe. I'm not an idiot. Thank you for amusing me. It was a pleasure.