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By Embarresedguy - 03/07/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I woke up and decided to get the morning paper, I went outside with my bath robe on and when I leaned down to get my paper my bath robe came undone. Apparently everyone on my street saw it and decided to bring up public nudity at the next neighborhood meeting. FML

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By myeyesburn - 28/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML

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By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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YDIForSure 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:12

This is not what disturbs me because it could happen to anyone, but what does disturb me is that the entire neighborhood just decides to look at your house at the exact same time. Stalkers?

taterpotatotots 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:14

I'm sure they "cracked" up when they saw your bare ass. Yay for corny jokes!

Comments

24788 6

Saturday 4 July 2009 7:32

You did it by accident. Your neighbors are crazy.

DW92 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 7:40

This is fake, you said it happened today, and also said it was brought up on the next neighborhood meeting. But either way YDI

marz88 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 8:23

How dumb are you? that's the way FMLs are written you got the gist of it so who cares?

DW92 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:14

stfu.

frozenpandaman 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 7:44

today... NEXT neighborhood meeting... :/

lesp 6

Saturday 4 July 2009 7:48

What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that robe?

Shyman4ever 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 7:55

I never sleep naked because when I wake up in the morning after a little nude sleeping, my bed has sweat all over. My mom tought it was piss.

mattcoll777 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 7:59

so.... IT.... happened today and the meeting happened today as well? if you're going to lie make sure that it makes sense first

vampirate 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 8:26

get off of this website immediately. and don't come back.

xavierdevoy 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 8:10

YDI for misspelling embarrassed

vampirate 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 8:28

khatuba 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 9:03

what's up with just the period?

JackDupp 11

Saturday 4 July 2009 8:38

So what did they decide at the meeting = are they for or against public nudity? If they are against it, then that probably doesn't reflect well on you.