Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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By H05T1L3 - 04/06/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By better late than never - 08/05/2015 21:32

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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By Gunaditya - 26/09/2021 23:00

Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML

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You deserved it 132

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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By sad as shit - 01/01/2016 00:41 - United States - Conway

Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML

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You deserved it 2 171

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Thursday 5 February 2009 3:39

ugh that happens to me like every week.

cthulhu_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:38

O_O That happened to me too just a couple of days ago! What're the chances?

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Ryex0bread0x 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:04

Wow no duh you retard!

love4all4 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:44

I hate mondays

grade 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:01

I hate Mondays too

fallen_dragonkin 12

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:17

i think i can imagine how you feel. possibly the best fml ever.

Iwuvsu0_o 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:36

Omg same thing happened 2 me!!!! weird!!

foshizdanizLA 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 7:10

dipshit. it happens to eveevryone

armandoX113 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:46

ur a dumbass for not seeing the sarcasm

randomxtremely 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:03

I hate mondays~

rocker8877 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:40

That happened to me today also ;-(

1234512345cj 0

Friday 19 June 2009 6:22

Same here I cried last time that happed

cmac86 23

Thursday 25 June 2009 10:14

oh man at least you didn't wake up on a Saturday. that would have killed you.

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Today, I came out as lesbian and introduced my new girlfriend to my family. My mom angrily told me that I should have waited until my grandparents had died before coming out, and that I was "extremely disrespectful" for making this announcement. I honestly thought everyone would be fine with it. FML

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Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped two of the cushions. FML

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Today, after dating the love of my life for a year, my parents refuse to give their blessing for us to be engaged, because he's two years younger than me and "people change as they age." FML

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Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML

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Today, after a year and a half of overexploitation at work without getting paid for it, I can finally have a deserved vacation. Why? I caught Covid. FML

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Today, my mom's response to everything is now screaming. Two year-old brother playing quietly? Screaming. Computer freezes? Screaming. Mailman? Screaming. We tried to get her tested but no doctor can stand her for more than ten minutes. FML

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall

The grind

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