Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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You deserved it 11 908

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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You deserved it 258

By H05T1L3 - 04/06/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 930

You deserved it 37 204

By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 032

You deserved it 6 566

By better late than never - 08/05/2015 21:32

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 288

You deserved it 3 715

By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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You deserved it 75 150

By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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You deserved it 36 005

By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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You deserved it 4 590

The grind

By Gunaditya - 26/09/2021 23:00

Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML

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You deserved it 132

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 144

You deserved it 24 366

By sad as shit - 01/01/2016 00:41 - United States - Conway

Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 725

You deserved it 2 171

jamiecakes 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:39

ugh that happens to me like every week.

cthulhu_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:38

O_O That happened to me too just a couple of days ago! What're the chances?

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Synthetic42 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:29

I know you were just being lazy with this post, but I feel your pain. It happened to me today. (Although I hate getting up EVERY morning, but Mondays more than the rest.)

linzhart333 8

Wednesday 18 March 2009 18:44

haha! I love this one!

fieldofbutter 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 5:19

I hate these fml's. so much.

giggity0giggity 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 7:03

and we hate you. so much. now everyones happy!!!

Brendiux 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 0:54

lool

Colibeau 3

Monday 20 September 2010 17:11

haha :)

a1m2a3d4o5 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:52

this is the shittest fml ive ever read, no offence

Brendiux 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 0:56

loool ^ I

ilikepie789 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 5:44

ive read worse

skyttlz 32

Friday 27 August 2010 8:05

the worst was the split pasta

ShorTiE4LyFe 0

Friday 22 October 2010 21:15

And your the shittiest speller, no offense!

snb46 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 3:13

agreed

iamtenyearsago 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 7:54

I think I just pissed myself laughing D:

kandy_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 5:17

This FML sucks.

Preint 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 5:49

Nice one ;)

noahvs67 0

Monday 21 February 2011 18:49

you what else sucks? ...........a vacuum

dang_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:17

lolz @ #6 and #9

dang_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:17

lmao @ #6 and #9

Faced159 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:38

you are not funny at all. I hate you for your stupid post.

gs_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:47

try waking up at 5:15 in the morning every school day especially on a monday. ya, i kno wat u mean

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Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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Today, my German Shepherd decided to bark at, then attack, a painted rock. At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects. FML

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Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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You deserved it 12 739

Today, I disciplined my cat for meowing too loudly in my apartment and disturbing neighbors by picking her up by the scruff. She then proceeded to scratch the ever living crap out of my hand, now it looks like Wolverine got a hold of me. FML

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Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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You deserved it 10 654

Today, I went for a job interview, under the impression that I had taken my allergy medication, and had a sneezing fit. Each sneeze seemed to get louder, and every time I blew my nose, it set the sneezing off again. By the end, the entire interview panel was staring at me in disbelief. FML

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall

The grind

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