Intimacy: Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some...

By fucking hell my eyes burn - 23/05/2014 22:46 - Germany

Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML

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By myeyesburn - 28/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML

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By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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No place like home

By MrMagicMan000 - 25/08/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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By jenpearl - 20/06/2015 01:06 - Australia

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

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By eyegouger15 - 13/11/2015 16:32 - United States

Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML

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Saturday 24 May 2014 5:25

Hey, you got to enjoy the sun and the moon all at the same time!

mattjamt 16

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:24

Goooooooooodd morning neighbor!

Comments

ishchandan 14

Saturday 24 May 2014 7:51

Ahh, beautiful day isn't it?

ELoni_fml 25

Saturday 24 May 2014 9:41

Let people do what they wanna do! They're not really bothering you with this, big deal, let loose a little

ibanghellokitty 8

Friday 30 May 2014 19:57

Op has curtains why doesn't he ever use them....?

doemetoch 28

Saturday 24 May 2014 11:06

Chill out, it's just a naked body. Must be a weird thing to wake up to though.

kingdomgirl94 29

Saturday 24 May 2014 18:27

And old, hairy, wrinkly body.

Adam5858 17

Saturday 24 May 2014 11:09

Yet another old person incident on FML.Wtf old people

Chibi_Kitten 24

Saturday 24 May 2014 14:52

I agree..horrible sight...coincidentally, don't try proportion art class...most of the nude models are old guys..I just hope that incident wasn't how you were first introduced to a naked guy.