By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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Nsc 0

You should go outside in a ski mask, then. That's not nearly as suspicious.

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zapte 7

Wow, how pathetic must be your life #2

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Tripartita 44

Yes, I was deliberately being self-deprecating.

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mylsux 15

In mother Russia, you don't hit cars, the cars hit you

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lucythomson 23

Well, often in China (at least I think it's China) if you hit someone with your car, you're advised to you back and run them over a bit more to kill them, as the cost of the hospital is far greater than the cost of 'manslaughter'.

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Csenecal 7

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day

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dwilliams2081 10

I can imagine this playing out the same way as when on Drake and Josh, everyone thought Josh was the Theater Thug

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bbroughton 6

Plot twist:He is the rapist

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