By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 327 313
You deserved it 33 817

Same thing different taste

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You should go outside in a ski mask, then. That's not nearly as suspicious.

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This is the definition of your life sucks.

I have a theory. Long ago your dad banged another chick. Turned out that you are the good guy and that dude out there is the bad guy. But at least you know that you have an extended family! That's where you think "I hope it's not true. FML". xD

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Let's hope none of your friends think it's you

Well then maybe you shouldnt have raped those innocent people... ? jk

It almost hit you, but it didn't.. So if they were the one that almost hit you.. Why were they mad enough to chase you with a baseball bat?

It almost hit you, but it didn't.. So if they were the one that almost hit you, why were they mad enough to chase you with a baseball bat?