Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself,...

By H05T1L3 - 04/06/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML

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By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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By notsolucky - 12/02/2011 15:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML

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By viabbey - 24/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Cadillac

Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? "It's Saturday." FML

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Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I decided to sleep in for 5 extra minutes. Those 5 extra minutes became 55 minutes, which, coincidentally, was roughly the length of the midterm I missed. FML

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By TheGestalt97 - 20/12/2019 05:00

Today, an email appeared in my inbox saying that the final this week that was supposed to be on Saturday has been moved forward to Thursday. It’s Friday. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Oakland

Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML

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By finalssuck - 21/05/2010 15:01 - United States

Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 18:16 - United States

Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML

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lovelyred 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:29

lol way to **** yourself over.

H05T1L3 5

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:37

it sucks i had stright A's until this :/ and why is this not showing up in my profile say it got submitted?

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Cheerbaby016 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 4:46

haha ive soo done tht haha..its fine :)

renee_1992 3

Saturday 5 June 2010 4:49

I did the same thing, don't feel bad

tama_tee 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 5:06

oreogasm I think I just died from your name and pic.

MetalmaidenDeth 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 5:12

Cant say i've ever been a fucktard enough to do that.

paul707 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 5:17

Gotta say that there's a lot of pretty girls on fml

Sami_Liz010 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 5:20

Aw sorry OP. See if you can possibly make it up?

drdrew20 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 5:49

wow thats boring as shit. You're an idiot

notsofriendly 17

Saturday 5 June 2010 6:39

missing a final sucks so much its hard to even express

ibanez370 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 6:46

awww :) cute puppy!

kyle_ftw 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 6:57

wow how did u manage to **** that up -_-

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