Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his...

By GetAnotherRoomAlready - 12/03/2016 05:58 - United States - Singapore

Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo". It went on for around half an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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Make it stop

By ughhhh - 10/11/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML

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By callen5 - 10/03/2012 15:16 - United States

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML

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Truth

By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By tryon777 - 29/07/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

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By halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML

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Tripartita 44

Saturday 12 March 2016 20:17

"No, /I/ love you more, shmoopy shmoo!" "Why can't you just ******* admit that I LOVE YOU MORE?!" "No, /I/ love you more! If you don't agree, I can't see a future for us!" "Well then I guess we're over!" "Fine!" "FINE!" … "Move on and find somebody else." "No, /you/ move on and find somebody else."

anyagrande 31

Saturday 12 March 2016 20:09

How the hell can you do that for half an hour omg

Comments

Darkness_Hate 29

Saturday 12 March 2016 20:26

Are they 12? Because 30 minutes of that is quite a long time

Steve97 32

Saturday 12 March 2016 20:26

I would've turned off the internet after 5 minutes of that >.>

watermelon15 35

Saturday 12 March 2016 20:39

Life tip: don't play this game.

guesswhatlifesux 14

Saturday 12 March 2016 20:42

They need to schmoopy schmoopy shut the **** up

Elban 20

Sunday 13 March 2016 0:25

Yup, ask her if she loves him to pieces cause anymore of that stupid shit and you're going to mail them to her

VincentLeonhart 5

Saturday 12 March 2016 20:47

"Until death do us part",eh?Though if they keep this up in the near future,you may hasten the process.

ragnarok1540 39

Saturday 12 March 2016 20:50

That's when you walk up to the computer and say: "He's my 'schmoopy schmoo' and I love him more", followed by a big wet kiss on the lips. That way, his girlfriend will think he is gay and cheating on her with you, and subsequently break up with him. Voila! No more late night Skype conversations ... but possibly a little late night something else ... On second though, maybe just invest in some ear plugs.

DoomedGemini 37

Saturday 12 March 2016 21:07

"I love sleep more than both of you and I will kill for my love"

Dictionaryspeaks 18

Saturday 12 March 2016 21:15

I used to do that when I was really trying to get some.. ?

SnailMail 12

Saturday 12 March 2016 22:18

I'm guessing you failed

countryb_cth 38

Sunday 13 March 2016 3:17

I think I speak for most women when I say this, but that is way more of a turn off than a turn on. If a boyfriend said that to me there's no way in hell I'd be jumping into bed with him. Hell just hearing it makes me go dryer than the Sahara desert.

PeaceTurtle 17

Saturday 12 March 2016 21:31

Are they in a long distance relationship? I don't feel like it really justifies it, but in a way makes it more understandable. That's probably the only time they really get to see each other.