Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on...

By carsuck - 11/11/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML

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Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

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By nick - 24/12/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2015 18:41 - United Kingdom

Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML

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By WTF - 07/03/2011 09:19

Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2019 06:01

Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping every 20 seconds or so. On the way to get it fixed, I got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Behind a cop car. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 13:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the morning. It was still going when I left for work. If you see a news story in a few days about a whole neighborhood beating a guy to death, that's probably us. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, we have an asshole neighbor who owns a loud muscle car. Another neighbor called the cops on him for constantly revving the engine and breaking the noise ordinance. He now purposefully drives by their house at odd hours of the night to blare his horn and wake everybody up. I live across the road from them. FML

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Peroxide 3

Wednesday 11 November 2009 12:18

god damn I would have loved to have seen you driving to the mechanics with your horn going off "omg, wtf is that guy behind me beeping for, its a red light you ********!"

DarkJoy_fml 5

Wednesday 11 November 2009 12:07

That would be really embarrassing. Sorry OP. I am wondering how effective punching the steering wheel was in remedying this.

Comments

Cristaderzi 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 15:01

Lol Sengaeriel Lol

Cristaderzi 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 15:55

Lol Sengaeriel Lol

dspadres 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 17:36

You fail at popping your hood and disconnecting your battery.

daytrotter 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 21:40

why would you disconnect the battery? just disconnect the horn.

dspadres 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 21:58

You think the OP would know where to even look to disconnect the horn? At least the battery is out in the open staring her in the face.

mjka 0

Friday 13 November 2009 5:36

No, actually this does suck for most modern cars. Disconnect the battery and you lock out the stereo system and now you have to figure out the code to get it to work again (same goes for other some electronics). Usually the horn fuse is in an auxiliary fuse panel that you have to remove a kickboard to access. your best bet it to beat on the steering column until it stops and then get the steering wheel puller out (if you have one) to get at the little spring loaded contact that is causing this. Sucks, had to take care of this one before. FYL.

Aciliveth 5

Wednesday 11 November 2009 17:39

At least they just laughed at you. This could have been worse if a neighbour came out with your intentions, or to kick your ass. Take it as a story you'll ALL laugh about later.

allie2590 31

Wednesday 11 November 2009 18:13

That's hilarious. You should've just popped the fuse out. But at least they all laughed rather than yelled, like you did. :P

katnipz 1

Wednesday 11 November 2009 20:13

who ever said violence is not the answer?

Ughsucks 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 2:36

I'm pretty sure the OP doesn't know what the **** "shortcircuiting" means.

x805xUnknown 6

Thursday 12 November 2009 7:45

YDI for not knowing how to fix it!

Xader 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 23:14

Either you're joking, or you're an ass. There're a lot of things I know how to do, but fixing a car horn isn't one of them...

shotgun_girl 17

Saturday 12 December 2015 4:39

Yeah right. Do you know how to? And even if you do know do you know how to, I don't know, cook, ski, woodwork, garden, program a computer, build a rocket, ect? No one knows everything ass.