By whattheshit - 26/11/2009 14:19 - United States

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Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML
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TotalPandamonium 2

Waking up to any one having sex is nasty. It's even worse when it's your parents. Yeah, you know they must have sex, but knowing it and hearing it are two different things.

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besad_fml 0

that's gross, just gross. I would be scarred for life. FYL

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Resistance2 0

how is this an FML? your parents aren't gonna just end their sex life for you

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k43L1 0

i know u dont like to hear them doing it. but its good that they still have that part of their relationship!

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CallMeHush 0

Unless you rubbed one out to it what is the problem?

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onewaystreetpark 0

oh god I haven't laughed so hard lol I haven't heard someone use the word "rub one out" in so long thank you

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Leahbabe15 0

Hahaha! That was awesome!!

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mitch707 0

Grow up if anything your lucky at least your parents still love each other............. I wish mine did

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omghehehe 0

hehehe :) Yeah, wasn't my most favorite noise to hear, but good for them!!!!!

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perdix 29

Looks like your mom found the wishbone! Your parents are supposed to have sex. How the hell do you think you came into existence? If your parents came into your room to do it, THAT would be an FML.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Cheers for your parents, that's damned hot! Just imagine your mother smooshed against the shower wall... C'mon, wouldn't you rather your parents be having sexy loving than not-so-sexy hating? I wake up early and, when I nearly fall back asleep, I'm reawoken by my parents screeching at each other.

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