Health: Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to...

By Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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Same thing different taste

Right between the toes

By hellosir - 27/03/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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Splat!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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Erindub 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 23:36

Ewwww! Thats foul

sweatnut 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 23:38

that sucks. maybe you should of just spat in the sink.

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Skullcrusher 5

Sunday 10 January 2010 0:34

Major boo for you. Heheh!

furb82 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 0:41

disgusting

RubyRedd 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:00

nasty as hell.

DynamicDave 11

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:32

The comments made me LOL! Especially 12. BTW OP, you were feeling nauseated, not nauseous, although some might now argue you're nauseous as well. Look them up, there's a difference.

shiarrael 13

Sunday 10 January 2010 3:18

Wrong. Nauseate: to affect with nausea; sicken. Nauseous: affected with nausea In short, "to feel nauseated" and "to feel nauseous" are, essentially, the same thing. However, nauseate (and therefore "nauseated") is a verb, and nauseous is an adjective, making "nauseous" the correct word.

deluxeturtle9 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:07

Nauseated can be used as a verb as well as an ADJECTIVE. both words would work fine.

PunxsatownyPhil 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:54

Often, my mouth get really full of saliva right before I throw up. Sucks that you missed though.

hahaDevon 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:05

thats pretty gross. but why couldnt you have aimed your vomit in the toilet?

epoh_fml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:14

That's disgusting. But who wants to throw up In a toilet with poop in it? It could splash back into your face. Ew!

WTFsGoingOn 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:20

I am right there with you OP, on two counts. I always seem to be the person in my house who finds out that someone else didn't flush after taking a crap. Plus it would be very hard for me to bring myself to puke in a toilet that wasn't flushed by the last person who used it (unless of course they just peed). The seeing it is almost as bad as smelling it for me personally, hell even hearing the wrong noise can make me gag. Some of us just have weak stomachs.