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By Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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By hellosir - 27/03/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By sicktomystomach - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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Erindub 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 23:36

Ewwww! Thats foul

sweatnut 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 23:38

that sucks. maybe you should of just spat in the sink.

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nosecks 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 3:49

YDI for puking on yourself, instead of in the toilet that was right infront of you...

tylerd_311 0

Monday 19 April 2010 6:13

thats nastyy but YDI for not aiming in the toilet

snippitydiggity 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 7:40

are you sure your not preganant?

rokitfingers 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 4:06

YDI for not throwing up in the toilet.

smartalek 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:29

Ever heard of a sink? that way you don't have to put your mouth near foul smelling bodily fluids. without your decision of course. ;)

goofygirl27 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 4:18

that SUCKS

ssvball2552 10

Thursday 2 May 2013 12:14

Why didnt you spit in the sink

winimy 8

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:50

Dude do you have roommates or was that someone you?

H3M1LY99 7

Wednesday 20 August 2014 4:52

why didn't you just puke in the toilet.....

cantfixme36 28

Thursday 8 January 2015 8:08

Hold on. You were standing in front of an open toilet and you vomited on your feet? XD

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