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I'm guessing there was alcohol at this party. Why do people always drink more than they can handle? >.<
After 3 shots I'm tipsy, and then once I'm tipsy I start crawling under the table and on the floor and stealing other people's drinks and shots when they're not looking.
#57, then you should probably stop after two shots. Or drink weaker stuff like beer or wine or mixed drinks that involve beer or wine. Getting to a spot where you inevitably lose control and can't stop drinking more until you pass out is never a good thing.
70 I don't like beer or wine too much and I haven't drank like that in a while. Anymore when I'm out I get daiquiris or other mixed drinks
It only took you a few minutes of searching to find them in the freezer? What made you think to look there? A vague memory of putting them there yourself, maybe?
De-Ja-vu?
depending on the fish, you can put them back in the tank and they may come back to life
for some reason i feel like it was probably the friend thats gone after like 3 mikes hard lemonades that did it XD
Fish are friends, not food.
Never said the guests did it. OP could've done it in his/her drunken stupor and not remember it, who knows
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Your fish are cool
Aw so sorry, RIP fish :(