By lahiros - 30/05/2014 22:05 - Australia - Bentleigh East

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML
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Marzell 12

Kinda creepy. She should just go watch **** or something.....

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cherries62212 16

Looks like someone needs a better woman..

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epilepticloh 20

Just do the same thing the next night

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focenspeil 7

Wow. Couldnt even get up and move to the bathroom or at the very least be looking at real ****.

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WeskersSexslave 15

Tell the guy shes rubbing one of too, and embarrass her xD

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aarsch8 5

If you did a better job then she probably wouldn't be doing that.

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

Be the supporting partner. Roll over and give her a hand. Afterwards explain to her just how damn sad and creepy she is being towards this guy. She should get a grip on that crush of hers before she embarases the both of you. I wouldn't worry about her getting anywhere with him in person, it sounds like he's out of her league. The fact that she's at the stage of obsession where she can't even put some discipline into play in bed next to you is kind of pathetic. Teasing her about it might make her feel humiliated enough to stop doing it. But It sounds like she needs to talk to a therapist.

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

On the up side, at least you know who to keep an eye out for in her browser history. It's nice to have foresight.

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