By lahiros - 30/05/2014 22:05 - Australia - Bentleigh East

Spicy
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML
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Marzell 12

Kinda creepy. She should just go watch **** or something.....

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cherries62212 16

Looks like someone needs a better woman..

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TayShayKiwi 1

I don't care if he's in Australia, does anyone notice he says second CUMMING of christ???

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Ariana_Grande_fml 8

Divorce that gal, that is so sad..... If she cant appreciate u..... Nvm just divorce her

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Saraishi 24

Ewwww. That's creepy stalker behaviour. FYL, OP. And that guy's life.

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cook4money 9

If OP were a woman writing this about her husband, everyone would be yelling " divorce that cheater". I can not imagine how this guy felt, I'm so sorry dude. That really does suck and I hope you talked to her about it. I would not be ok with it but if you are able to forgive her, I wish you the best of luck.

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Neopopulas 9

Not TOO different from watching ****, though it is a little creepy

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doctorhook86 24

Seems like the tribe has spoken: The OP's wife may not be cheating, but this situation is fishy as hell... Pun intended.

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Ashter 20

That sucks man. I really hope things work out for you though.

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tj4234 35

I'm really interested to know, did you spell 'cumming' that way deliberately as a pun for the rest of the FML?

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