Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible... - FML

By B-Man - 11/12/2009 21:55 - Canada

Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 04:04 - United States

Today, a 100-foot maple tree fell on my house. I was inside. I was sleeping. FML

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By 1ndustrytx - 04/09/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

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By Monique - 10/04/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

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By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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By June - 31/05/2024 17:00 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2023 17:30 - Australia

Today, I took a nap in my hammock in the backyard. Just as I was dozing off, I heard a loud snap, and the next thing I knew, I was lying on the ground surrounded by broken ropes and a hammock that'd turned into a cocoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 09:36 - United States

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

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By Schrewt - 24/01/2010 08:50 - France

Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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akiranozaki 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:42

That's actually kind of hysterical. Now that I've stopped laughing some, I suggest you sleep on ground level from now on, and consider yourself lucky that all you got out of the deal was a headache.

some_girl9 8

Saturday 12 December 2009 3:12

OUCH! Be grateful you woke up at all! FYL

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me199 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 3:17

I like the way you wrote that

mizu22 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 3:36

oh goodness. i'm glad you're ok....go get it checked out though!!

Branflakes16 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 3:45

lol this is exactly why u shouldn't sleep in trees

Jaxro 6

Saturday 12 December 2009 3:53

Ahaha, that's awesome.

testing_fml 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 4:31

Hangover, bro. Have less to drink next time.

stolencrackers 1

Saturday 12 December 2009 6:22

that's what I was thinking.. Alcohol+Tree house= headache and a "why am I on the ground?!"

scrican1995 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 4:35

be thankful you even woke up jeez.

XxxTohardforuxxX 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 4:40

You either need a safer tree house,or smarter ideas. I like the FML though. ^_^

drewbaca 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 4:45

it was the giving tree...it gave you a headache....ha ha ha get it

Tahinabro 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 7:57

hahahahahahaha legendary

twiddleFig 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 5:00

where the hell in ontario do you live?! it's fricken -22 C outside right now for me, im in ontario...

twiddleFig 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 5:02

uhm.. HELL yes it is! depends how far north you are...

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