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No joke. You should probably get an MRI or CAT scan. You could be concussed or have a subdural hematoma, neither of which you should play around with.
I'm sure somebody will say: "Well maybe this didn't happen today... maybe it happened another day." Come on ppl. It's been cold for how long now??? Don't tell me it took the OP 2 months to submit an FML! Use your brain! I live in Ontario. I know! XD
I live in the southern tip of Ontario, and it's been cold for less than a week here.
you're in canada during winter, what the **** are you doing outside?
I'm gonna assume this happened in the past and is just following the fml format with the "today" shit... I hope anyways.. I'm cold right now, and I'm inside. Otherwise though, you need to not have an open path to roll off of any sleeping spot that's above a few feet from the ground - that's just common sense, so YDI.
if people fall of their beds while sleeping what made you think you wouldnt fall?
it's summer where i am
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That's actually kind of hysterical. Now that I've stopped laughing some, I suggest you sleep on ground level from now on, and consider yourself lucky that all you got out of the deal was a headache.
OUCH! Be grateful you woke up at all! FYL