By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
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CoGhostRider 31

I bet that's not the kind of head you were hoping for.

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Catdragon 40

wow that sucks. sorry op. I am known to punch in my sleep and have woken myself up punching my nightstand.

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mif_fml 27

I woke up my girlfriend up..?

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devi_916 39

I caught that too. She must've done some damage there.

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menfearme 10

I take it by your typo, it knocked you silly.

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devi_916 39

It could've been worse. One night my dad was having a horrible dream. He grabbed a handful of my mom's hair and began smashing her head into their headboard while he was still asleep. The noise and my mom's screams woke me up and I had to come help her wake my dad. Compared to that, one headbutt doesn't sound so bad.

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