Sleep punching is a thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 02:00

Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
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Michael Wood_279567485 8

I assume what you meant to say is you woke up to a criminal assault... not that it matters why, but also, it was because of something fictional that never happened. Either she needs a therapist or you need an exit strategy.

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hopejm 5

you need to say good bye. that is sooo not an excuse to hit you. especially because she knew it was a dream when she did it. she's testing just how fast she can go with you and get away with. stop it now!!!

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RichardPencil 30

You probably deserved it. She sensed you've been giving something to all her friends, but not to her. Symbolically, that something was Taco Bell, but we can only guess what it represents in real life.

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Brightside86 30

If the genders were reversed this would be considered abusive...As is she just seems kind of quirky.

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Michael Wood_279567485 8

I assume what you meant to say is you woke up to a criminal assault... not that it matters why, but also, it was because of something fictional that never happened. Either she needs a therapist or you need an exit strategy.

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Dirtysalamander1 13

you rhink that was assault? lol

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ChipBoundary 9

Factually, by law, it is. Somebody's feelings and opinions don't enter into it. At minimum it is domestic violence.

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hopejm 5

you need to say good bye. that is sooo not an excuse to hit you. especially because she knew it was a dream when she did it. she's testing just how fast she can go with you and get away with. stop it now!!!

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yoitsky9 2

welp u shoulda bought taco bell my guy 😂

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OnReceivingEnd 17

"So what you're saying is that it's okay to smack you around in bed? Good to know. I've got all these fantasies involving extremely rough sex I've been trying to play out...."

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