Intimacy: Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized...

By vsshopper - 22/02/2012 19:21 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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Not so normal, no

By grossedoutgirlfriend - 04/10/2019 14:00

Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML

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By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By Username - 27/06/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

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SarahLillian 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:11

I hope he didn't try to say they were his sister's.

crimsonprodigy 15

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:11

Maybe he's really thoughtful and bought you a new one? But thats incredibly unlikely...

Comments

jingram116 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:32

Why didn't you get up and get your own underwear?? If it would've been reversed you would've told him to get it himself.

travs 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:32

it was a present either that or you both were really f*cked up last night and you don't remember if you bought underwear to show your boyfriend....your call

Rocky007 15

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:37

Good memory i can't remember what underwear I have on right now, let alone every pair I own.

perdix 29

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:40

They probably belonged to a previous girlfriend and he has been hoarding them until he found a good opportunity to give them to someone who could use them. Hoarders just can't throw anything away. To me, that's the most plausible story. PS, OP's boyfriend: If she buys this load of crap, you owe me big time, bro!