By KittenNomNom - 22/02/2012 19:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML
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Ahahah everyone, the shirt was a joke. I wasn't really offended, we ended up becoming friends afterwards. A lot of you are right, he has a great sense of humor and he was just teasing. It didn't kill my self esteem or anything of that sort, I just thought it might give someone a laugh (: Thanks for all the comments and such~

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Top comments

Krirn 21

I'm not calling you ugly, but you set yourself up.

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xxtb0 0

btw, you TOTALLY deserved it for wearing a shirt that says something so stupid.

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Pentium_4 27

yeah, they're funny the first time you read them but i would never actually wear one

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Heh, that sounds like something I would do to someone wearing such a shirt. No sympathy, OP. No sympathy. If you choose to wear a "clever" shirt, you should be ready to deal with the smartasses who will comment on it.

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Damn_Hippster 11

At least he looked at you. Does that mean he half wants you?

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shanemaximo 7

If only the back of the shirt said, "...or stare." and he saw it right as you walked away.

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mariyaaa 0

I hate those things... Especially the "smile if you **********" signs. -.-

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lol70720 5

Why is this negative? ..lot people butt hurt because they experience the same thing?

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uffiewuffie 0

Honestly what was the point of your comment?

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stephan18 23

What you gotta have a witty comment each time you see an FML ? Chill the **** out he just found it funny and expressed it in a less original way. This FML deserves a laugh though, OP got owned

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uffiewuffie 0

You're an idiot..

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SecretMe00 5

It wasn't really a contest... He just didn't want OP.. Quite hilarious story!!

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KeyboardWarrior 10

It wasn't really a contest... He just didn't want OP.. Quite hilarious story!! You happy bro?

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SecretMe00 5

Oh, wow lol blonde moment, my bad!!

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Phyre24 17

We all have them, you seem to have learned your lesson. Lol

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jizzwold 21

It's so much more satisfying when you get to see people realize their mistakes and learn from them.

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mimeshadow 1

Well, at least it was only one....

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idontknowyou123 0

-blinks- sorry natural reflex when eyes are irritated

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Krirn 21

I'm not calling you ugly, but you set yourself up.

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grahambertus 11

Yeah OP deserves it for wearing a pretensious shirt like that.

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silentbutfunny 0

I remember seeing one that said "smile if you take it in the ass" made my day.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Yeah, if you draw attention to yourself like that people will make it a point to bring you down. It probably had nothing to do with your looks

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

That's really deep but think I about it everyone else in the food court were blinking, the ratios probably 1 to 300.

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Llamacod 11

Yeah but I'm sure they didn't look at her shirt and then blink so I doesn't count.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

77 too bad! "Throws an cow at you and runs away"

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

91 The cow told me he wanted to die this way. He was such a fighter. :(

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JAB2010 1

Sorry to say, but I think your original response (9) could've probably gone without saying. After all, that would be the point of the shirt...

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capnbzarr 43

Your sass has been returned in kind. You so deserved it.

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TraeThaTruth07 7

Maybe he thought the shirt to be pretty arrogant and wanted to express his distaste? Don't worry, just think of all the blinks you did receive besides his. In any event... I do like the guy. He seems funny:)

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