By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 297
You deserved it 269
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shuyin14 0

lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot

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watson_fml 0

Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.

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WTFpancakes 0

who did you wake up next to? your uncle? O=o

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araratballer21 0

UR A DUMBASS WHY FML THATS GOOD GET SUMMMM!

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CyclonePsycho 1

0/0 can equal anything. 0/0=4, 0/0=7, 0/0=3067. It's because anything times zero will always equal zero. You know how division undoes (...undos? undo?) multiplication? Well, think of it like this: 0*x=0. You're looking for the missing number, yet you can plug any number in for x, and the statement will still be true. 0*4=0, 0*7=0, 0*3067=0. Math is fun. :)

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court878 0

if it wasnt your GF then who the hell was it?

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