Love: Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

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shuyin14 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 18:00

lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot

watson_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:21

Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.

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spidersnot777 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 0:42

Gotta love calculus...

spidersnot777 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 0:48

Your spelling is very DISAPPOINTING. At least learn how to spell if YOU'RE going to comment.

vampirishhSA 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 0:53

LMAO ! i love the illustration . haha nicee . & if you didn't wake up next to your girlfriend then who did you wake up next too ? O.O

Tigg3r 3

Wednesday 11 November 2009 1:21

okay, drinking is okay in moderations. I would hope that nobody would do drugs and then we would have less problems in the world but this is not a perfect world and some jackass has to screw it up for everybody else so yeah. Being an idiot in moderations? Really?

YoushouldkillEM 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 7:36

Well, what are you gonna do? Sometimes shit happens. And if it was drinking that led to this problem, Relax. Hangovers are Gods way of saying "You kicked ass lastnight". ; )

stressing_life 0

Friday 13 November 2009 1:48

Wow,..iif it wasn't your chick then what was it? haha **** it drink a BEER!!THATS THE CURE FOR A HAGOVER!

imjoe615 0

Friday 13 November 2009 22:46

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QueenBee19 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:09

how does 0/0 = 12? nevermind, i probly wouldn't understand anyway

oceanman 7

Thursday 19 November 2009 4:18

Ha, WOW.

Reckers5704 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:15

dang thats sad you couldnt tell one from the other

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