By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 06:13 - Singapore

Today, my boss pretty much told me that I'm too ugly to meet clients, and should stay in the office doing the paperwork. So basically, I'm a modern day Hunchback of Notre Dame. FML
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xlord 27

If that's anything to go by, on the bright side, you're going to get a smoking hot girlfriend soon!!

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tony1891 22

at this point i believe i would have told my boss **** you.

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xlord 27

If that's anything to go by, on the bright side, you're going to get a smoking hot girlfriend soon!!

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Redoxx_fml 22

And have Phobos steal her in the end

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Arathis 19

You must work at Abercrombie & Fitch then. Because you know how the owner is.

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kailarahne 19

I doubt the owner of Abercrombie & Fitch would even hire people he doesn't find to be attractive to do paperwork in the back.

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brenton490 19

So I guess no promotions in the near future ey?

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mallu86 9

Trying to sound like a Canadian, ey?

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natattack1999 4

46, maybe she is a Canadian. Or maybe that's just how she speaks.

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brenton490 19

I'm just a Canadian that migrated to America.

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markcallanan_ 20

First! (Notice the sarcasm dripping)

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markcallanan_ 20

Waiting to be buired

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Godsofdracos 15

It's ok, the FML gods will show him their wrath :)

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Aquaman911 18

They just can't handle your beauty :')

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Uglyfeet 23

That's strange. I kinda hate Aquaman too o.O

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mallu86 9

And we all hate your feet, uglyfeet.

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Aquaman911 18

I didn't think I needed to add a sarcasm indicator but obviously people are too stupid to understand

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tony1891 22

at this point i believe i would have told my boss **** you.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

I suppose OP could do that if they decide that they're ok with getting fired.

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tony1891 22

i wouldn't worry about getting fired if my boss is that big of a douche

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octinate 17

#18 obviously you don't have bills to pay and jobs grow on trees where you live...

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Jobs kinda do grow on trees, if you think about it.

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thesmeagol 22

There are jobs everywhere. The only problem is they are ones people don't want to do generally.

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mallu86 9

I thought about it and still couldn't figure out which tree. I guess I'm not as smart as you are. So help me out, will you?

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tony1891 22

48 you're right. you're not as smart as me. I'm the smartest guy alive! but its ok. we can still be friends.... some day

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FmyL6 19

Slam a door in his face. See how good HE looks after that! (Or she :3 )

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PokeZilla 9

#58 This reminds me of the Spongebob episode where Squidward gets slammed in the face by a door. If OP is trying to get the boss to look uglier, this plan might not work out the way he/she hopes.

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Redoxx_fml 22

You should song a song about it. That's how Disney characters handle their problems.

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Earths_Venus 25

I've said it before, I'll say it again, you can fix ugly but you can't fix stupid.

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Lahariim 8

True, but you numb stupid with a 2x4

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christina3466 17

Your boss sounds like an ass. Screw him!

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itwasthedognotme 14

I'm doubtful that sex would resolve this situation.

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TuFatSnaka 3

Grab him by the clocktower and ring his bell

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Idontcare5623 4

I'm not sure if you mean op should kick the boss's ass or give him a sexual favor.

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joemud 13

Sorry op, try and think positive, at least you have a job. Smile and have a good day!

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